Review: Tenet is a giant cartoon mallet bashing you over the head and not one recognizable human being occupies this pointless story

Tenet has finally arrived for on demand home viewing, which means it is finally time to review Tenet! Or maybe I have already reviewed Tenet! Maybe my review of Tenet has drifted back from the future, to materialize at just the right moment—now!—and I can close the loop of Tenet, a movie that has al...