What Else for November 30, 2018

Prince Harry and Meghan Markle will be not at Priyanka Chopra and Nick Jonas’s wedding this week. This is not a surprise. And not just because Royal Meghan is pregnant. First of all, that wedding is being Vogued. Notice that Meghan didn’t come up in Priyanka’s Vogue feature? If Meghan is at the wedd...

Celebrity Social Media, November 30, 2018

Rami Malek continues to gain momentum for an Oscar nomination. RDJ is a very seasoned pro, and he’s making a very public show of support here. It always helps to have friends like RDJ (even if he doesn’t know how to use hashtags).          View this post on Instagr...

Lana Condor's wholesome aesthetic and childlike optimism featured in Who What Wear profile

Lana Condor is an LG fave. We’ve been obsessed with her since August when her charm and capability exploded off the screen in To All The Boys I’ve Loved Before. Today I realized that while we’ve been falling for Lana Condor, we still don’t know a lot about her. Part of that has to do with the fact t...

Miley Cyrus releases new single and video "Nothing Breaks Like a Heart" with Mark Ronson

Can you call it a comeback if she’s been here for years? Can you call it comeback if her last reinvention was just over a year ago? People are calling Miley Cyrus’s new song and video with Mark Ronson her “comeback.” I wouldn’t call it that. I’d call it a new single that follows a very typical relea...

Emily Blunt's Outfit of the Week at the Mary Poppins Returns premiere

The Outfit of the Week posts are usually on the LifeStyle page. The reason it’s being featured here is that there’s more to say about Emily Blunt, particularly right now, and also about John Krasinski. But let’s start with the fashion…because THIS DRESS.  I sent it to Danielle Graham, the host of...

Diane Kruger and Norman Reedus photographed while out with their new baby

I forgot Norman Reedus and Diane Kruger are a thing. They’ve been together for a couple of years now, but they generally keep a low profile, so they just kind of slipped out of my celebrity-couple brain space. (Which is mostly occupied by Zendalland , anyway.) And they have a baby! I think I knew Kr...

Bradley Cooper honoured at the American Cinematheque Award dinner

Bradley Cooper was honoured last night at the American Cinematheque Award dinner. He couldn’t skip this one. As I’ve mentioned, Bradley’s maintained a pretty low public profile the last couple of months, since the release of A Star is Born, despite it being Oscar campaign season and almost everyone ...

Richard Madden addresses Bond casting rumors in GQ cover profile

Even though we’re still two years away from seeing Daniel Craig’s last turn as James Bond, we cannot stop speculating about the next 007, you know, the one that is, like, five years from being a real thing. To that end, Richard Madden is British GQ’s January cover dude and he is, naturally, talking ...

Andrew Garfield reportedly dating Rita Ora

Random as f-ck.  The Sun reported yesterday that Andrew Garfield and Rita Ora are dating. They were both at the Evening Standard Awards a couple of weeks ago. Let’s break down how this story is being sold to us: The singer, 28, is in the early stages of a relationship with the Hollywood star f...

November 30, 2018 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Jen! Happy opening weekend! Congratulations on the release of your first animated feature! It’s been FOUR YEARS. But it happened. Because you showed the sh-t out of your work. Victoria is so proud of you. By request – some of the women who’ve been trying to open more doors, just like you will be: Av...

Intro for November 30, 2018

Dear Gossips,  There are four different “Entertainer of the Year” Entertainment Weekly covers: Cardi B and Darren Criss are featured; Kathleen posted about the women of Black Panther yesterday; and there’s also the women of Crazy Rich Asians. EW calls them “the queens of summer”. Look at them. Lo...

What Else for November 29, 2018

Taylor Swift has a new title. As we’ve seen, she likes records. She likes being the “most this” or the "biggest that”. I would like that too. I know there’s an ongoing conversation about changing the markers of success and it is a valid discussion, but at the same time, I’m also not mad at women lis...

Priyanka Chopra and Nick Jonas's wedding to be featured on Vogue January cover

Brag alert – I knew it! Back on October 30th, following Priyanka Chopra’s bridal shower at Tiffany, when she wore Marchesa, which Anna Wintour has been trying to boost, I predicted that it would be a Vogue wedding. Vogue confirmed today that Priyanka will be on the cover of the January issue …   ...

The Women of Black Panther are Entertainment Weekly's Entertainers of the Year

I’m looking at a webpage open to Entertainment Weekly’s Entertainers of the Year post, specifically the one on the women of Black Panther. The window that I’m looking at is currently frozen on a Clairol ad, featuring a black woman with curly, seemingly natural hair. Her smile is staring back at me. ...

Awkwafina to star in her own comedy series on Comedy Central

Awkwafina has had a big year, with Ocean’s 8, Crazy Rich Asians, an EP (In Fina We Trust), and hosting SNL, the iHeartRadio MMVAs, and the Hollywood Film Awards. And now, to cap it off, comes the announcement that Awkwafina will star in her own comedy series on Comedy Central. The show will be calle...

Celebrity Social Media, November 29, 2018

The NYT column Modern Love is being made into anthology series for Amazon (with huge names like Sandra Bullock, Dev Patel and Tina Fey attached). And look! Here’s Anne Hathaway dancing in the street. Give me overlapping storylines, please.  📽️ Anne Hathaway filming 'Modern Love' in in Red Ho...

Jennifer Lopez looks unreal on Ellen as she promotes Second Act

Peace on earth, goodwill to (all) – this is supposed to be the season of kindness, right? Well, there’s a quiet war going on. It’s the war for the Christmas audience. Netflix is trying to be your go-to destination for holiday programming, or all programming, giving us a selection of corny made-for-T...

Princess Catherine gets candid about the kids while visiting Leicester City Football Club's King Power Stadium with Prince William

Prince William and Catherine were in Leicester yesterday visiting with members of the football club after the helicopter crash that killed several people, including the club’s owner Vichai Srivaddhanaprabha, in October. Of course William is a big football fan but he was there in an official capacity...

Us Weekly reports Leonardo DiCaprio is ready to marry Camila Morrone

I mean… Sure. Why not?  According to Us Weekly, Camila Morrone is the one and Leonardo DiCaprio is ready to marry her. I know. I KNOW. But it’s the season of magic and miracles, right?  Leonardo DiCaprio may finally be off the market! He and girlfriend Camila Morrone “are very serious,” a s...

Michael B Jordan plays with puppies during Buzzfeed interview

I was not prepared. I tried to prepare myself. I waited until I was alone so whatever sounds left my body wouldn’t disturb my coworkers. I made sure I was hydrated in case the sight of Michael Bae Jordan and puppies made me burst into a cold sweat. I thought I was prepared.  Then the first pup...

US Weekly says Jennifer Aniston is doing great after divorce from Justin Theroux

Jennifer Aniston covers the new issue of Us Weekly and I’d love to see the print version because I’m confused about what this is. According to the captions, this is “Jen’s own story” and she “opens up” about “healing after heartbreak”. Online though, in the article that supports the story, there are...

November 29, 2018 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Simon! Happy Birthday from Devin who calls you the “most wonderful, caring, kind person” but that you’ve “never lost [your] bitchy edge”, and she appreciates that in a front. As do I. She’s lucky to have you. As requested, here are photos of Beyoncé and this shot from your birthday party. That is, i...

Intro for November 29, 2018

Dear Gossips,  It’s the week of the celebrity profile/interview. We’ve had a few standouts so far and now it’s Mariah Carey’s. Mimi talked to Pitchfork about her new album, Caution. Have you been listening? I like it a lot. To me, the album as a whole is stronger than any one track. A few years a...

What Else for November 28, 2018

Katie Holmes and Jamie Foxx might be getting married. I know. You’re skeptical. You should be. Because much of what’s reported about Katie and Jamie is bullsh-t, including the “breaking news” about them breaking up earlier this year – which never happened. This was my point earlier this week about “...

Chris Pine can dig it in I Am The Night trailer

Remember when The Best Chris had a black eye? Every time I see a trailer or news about his latest collaboration with Patty Jenkins, a TNT mini-series called I Am The Night, I think of Chris’s black eye. At the time of shooting, it was reported that the busted face was due to “an incident on set". In...

Celebrating Tessa Thompson's performance as Bianca in Creed II

Oh, you thought I was done obsessing over Creed II? I’m not. Today the focus of my obsession is what Tessa Thompson brought to her role as Bianca. The Rocky franchise is all about the underdog story. It’s about triumph in the face of insurmountable circumstances. It’s about striving for an imposs...

Paramount to produce movies exclusively for Netflix

Depending on who you talk to, tech companies investing in and/or partnering with film companies is either the end of cinema as we know it or the savior of the mid-budget movie. We still haven’t decided whether or not something shown on Netflix qualifies as a movie, so of course we have no consensus ...

Celebrity Social Media, November 28, 2018

I love the Johnsons, but you know what’s always really bothered me about black-ish? Dre is horrible to Junior, to the point that I think that’s why he and Bow should have separated. I just don’t see her putting up with him talking to and treating their child in that way. Judging by social media, it ...

Nicole Kidman says she wants younger actresses to ask her anything

I met up with one of my students last night, Erik. Erik is a cinephile, and he tries to see as many films as possible, as many times as possible. With Erik, as soon as you mention movies, you might get an hour-long monologue. Anyway, I was encouraging him to see Destroyer, and then we started talkin...

To All The Boys I’ve Loved Before sequel officially in the works

The sequel to this summer’s breakout teen rom-com hit, To All The Boys I’ve Loved Before, is officially in the works. This is a surprise to no one. Teens everywhere, and me, made TATBILB one of Netflix’s “most viewed original films ever with strong repeat viewing". By “strong repeat viewing” they me...

Show Your Work: MBJ x FNL and … the problem of women’s pleasure

On this week’s episode of Show Your Work, we begin with Michael B Jordan, the Movie Star. Hollywood doesn’t produce very many movie stars anymore. For the last few years, every time a movie star can’t open a movie, we start talking all over again about the death of the movie star. And here comes MBJ...

Cameron Diaz's Gossip Nostalgia as she attends Nick Swisher's birthday party in LA with JoAnna Garcia

It’ll be four years next month since the release of Cameron Diaz’s last movie, Annie. She and Benji Madden got married a month later, in January 2015, and since then, as I say every time I write about her, she’s been really, really quiet. Earlier this year, during a reunion with Christina Applegate ...

Green Book’s precarious Oscar position following a surprisingly tumultuous week

Back in September, Green Book won the audience award at TIFF. This set it up as an Oscar front-runner, and it seemed like an inevitable Best Picture nominee. It’s a middle-of-the-road movie about race made to make white people feel good, a la Driving Miss Daisy, The Blind Side, and The Help. We’ve s...

November 28, 2018 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Debi! Happy Birthday with love from Stephanie whose birthday wish for you came true with Harry and Meghan – so believe her when she says that even though it’s been a rough year, “the best is yet to come”. By request, here are Richard Madden and a short-haired Dave Grohl.   

Intro for November 28, 2018

Dear Gossips,  The National Board of Review announced its award winners yesterday. NBR isn’t always that great of an Oscar predictor; last year their Best Film was The Post, Best Actor and Best Actress were Tom Hanks and Meryl Streep, Willem Dafoe and Laurie Metcalf won for supporting …AND they l...

What Else for November 27, 2018

Jameela Jamil’s IDAGF-ness is breathtaking. We’re used to seeing one or two tweets. She is pounding this issue relentlessly. And naming names. And posting photos. And using words. She’s using words like “liar”. She’s calling out celebrities for being “gross”. And even when one of those celebrities, ...

Putting the Creed II soundtrack against Oscar worthy rival tracks

“Eye of The Tiger” is one of the most iconic movie songs of all time. It’s one of the reasons Rocky III is my favourite Rocky movie. I feel like the heavyweight champion of the world just listening to it. Find me in the gym (lol) listening to this song and I’m throwing jab crosses in the air like a ...

Kerry Washington supports If Beale Street Could Talk as new trailer released

I saw If Beale Street Could Talk at TIFF. It crushed me. Love is HARD. Love is often sold to us as easy, too easy. “Love is all you need.” If only that could be the truth.  But while love is complicated at the best of times, as Kathleen often says, borrowing a quote from Vulture’s Dee Lockett, “b...

Lin-Manuel Miranda is unexplored in Vanity Fair

If this site had a daily thesis, today’s is ‘the celebrity profile is not dead’. So obviously I dove greedily into Lin-Manuel Miranda’s cover profile in Vanity Fair. But I came away feeling flat and disappointed. Upset, even. Not what I expected at all. Am I the only one?  Maybe. Because my di...

Taron Egerton and Jamie Foxx in Robin Hood movie review

(Lainey: The headlines about Robin Hood aren’t great. Forbes calls it the “most predictable box office bomb” of the year. The Telegraph says it’s the “biggest box office bomb since Guy Ritchie’s King Arthur”. According to Business Insider, it’s the “biggest box office bomb of the year”. Is that fair...

Celebrity Social Media, November 27, 2018

Apparently, Adam Levine is having some reservations about performing in the Super Bowl halftime show. At this point, the band should be asking what benefit, if any, the halftime show will have on their work – they are already hit makers and radio favourites, that won’t change with this performance. ...

Angelina Jolie attends the Fighting Stigma Through Film festival in London

Angelina Jolie was in London this past weekend at the Fighting Stigma Through Film festival in support of the Preventing Sexual Violence Initiative. As we have seen, Angelina has been raising awareness for victims of sexual violence over the years, working closely with governments to end sexual viol...

Ethan Hawke’s hustle is showing at the Gotham Awards

Ethan Hawke got the wildest applause of the night at the Gotham Awards last night after his Best Actor win for his work in First Reformed. It’s his first win for that performance, and with the National Board of Review and New York Film Critics Circle both announcing their picks this week, it could b...

Amanda Bynes breaks the internet in Paper magazine cover feature

In the four years since Amanda Bynes “broke the Internet” before Paper Magazine made that term a thing, and for very different reasons than the other breakers of browsers, the Internet has changed. Amanda’s public battle with addiction which unraveled in real time on Twitter would - I hope - be rece...

British tabloids report Meghan Markle made Princess Catherine cry before the royal wedding

Earlier this month, it was reported that there was some tiara drama before Prince Harry and Meghan Markle’s wedding. Supposedly Royal Meghan wanted to wear a certain tiara and she ended up with another one, even though Harry insisted that “what Meghan wants, Meghan gets”. If you recall, in my post a...

November 27, 2018 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Tara! This is happening because Kat appreciates you so much and can’t wait for your January “low-key” wedding. Thank you, on behalf of Covenant House Vancouver, for your generosity. You have asked for no gifts and donations instead – during the triple match campaign. You have a big heart. This is wh...

Intro for November 27, 2018

Dear Gossips,  Back in September, Jon Caramanica declared in The New York Times that the celebrity profile is dead. Beyoncé had just interviewed herself for Vogue. Taylor Swift, taking Beyoncé’s lead, isn’t doing interviews anymore. Emma Stone was interviewed by one of her best friends, Jennifer ...

What Else for November 26, 2018

Kim Kardashian says her biggest mistakes happened when she was on ecstasy, including the sex tape. Right. But does ecstasy have anything to do with why and how that sex tape was “released”? It’s one thing to make a sex tape, thousands of which, I’m sure, are being made right now. It’s another entire...

Michael B Jordan is officially a Movie Star with Creed II weekend box office success

Creed II was a big hit this weekend at the box office with a total Wednesday to Sunday gross of $55 million, making it the best American Thanksgiving opening ever for a live action film. That’s a record. And it’s Michael B Jordan’s second record-breaking movie this year. I know I don’t have to tell ...

Shawn Mendes covers Rolling Stone in his most revealing feature to date

Shawn Mendes is on the cover of Rolling Stone flaunting his Great Hair. The hair-heavy cover is accompanied by his most revealing feature to date. The last Shawn Mendes profile I wrote about was the one in Variety’s “Power of Young Hollywood” issue. That feature was all about work. It was all about ...

Celebrity Social Media, November 26, 2018

Amy Schumer is not exactly poking fun at Jessica Alba (who jokingly commented on this post), but she is making a point about the concept of The Honest Company, and all of the other mommy-targeted brands that use fear-based tactics to entice upper-class women into buying their products. Greenwashing ...

Dakota Johnson spent Thanksgiving with Chris Martin and Gwyneth Paltrow

Chris Martin and Dakota Johnson were first seen together in October 2017. Chris was not at Gwyneth Paltrow and Brad Falchuk’s (#TheFaltrows) wedding in September. He was performing that day at the Global Citizen Festival. Convenient, coincidence, or conspiracy?  Apparently there’s no drama. Becau...

Kit Harington distracts from Russian model cheating scandal with new haircut

Last week, a Russian model claimed on social media that she had an affair with Kit Harington while he was engaged to Rose Leslie. She said they were introduced by one of his reps at an event and she even posted photos of a naked man passed out in bed who very closely resembled the King of the North....

Leonardo DiCaprio and Camila Morrone look happy while out for lunch together

If you are American and were totally offline for Thanksgiving, please catch up on my favourite story from last week: Leonardo DiCaprio snubbing Chris Hemsworth and my theory about Leo as the Evil Queen from Snow White.   Here’s Leo with his current bonafide Camila Morrone on Friday at lunch. He a...

Prince Harry and Meghan Markle moving to Frogmore Cottage in Windsor

Kensington Palace confirmed the other day that Prince Harry and Meghan Markle would be moving out of Nottingham Cottage on the grounds of Kensington Palace in London to Frogmore Cottage in Windsor, on the Windsor Estate. Frogmore House is where they had their wedding reception. Frogmore Cottage face...

Victoria Beckham launching YouTube channel with Derek Blasberg

Over the weekend, Victoria Beckham and Derek Blasberg announced that she is launching a vlogger channel focusing on styling and beauty tutorials on YouTube. Derek’s involvement is on the YouTube side – he is working on creating beauty and fashion content for the brand, pulling from his deep list of ...

Intro for November 26, 2018

Dear Gossips,  Alessia Cara was the halftime show headliner last night at the Grey Cup in Edmonton. She sounded AMAZING. There was pyro. There were flames. There was also a strip of ice where her dancers moved around on skates. It was a stage of ice and fire (ha!), which I’d not seen before, but ...

What Else for November 23, 2018

Sasha is very excited about these new vegan boots. And she’s right – I do want the chrome ones. They would look so good with my mom jeans.  Leah Remini is calling out Tom Cruise for being complicit in alleged Scientology abuses. And you know what’s weird? The way she describes it, she’s making it...

Michael B Jordan in Creed II movie review

It’s going to be impossible for me to put aside my bias to write this review. My dog’s name is Apollo Creed. My big brother and I would watch Rocky marathons all day until our parents forced us to go do our homework or something more productive than yelling “Adrian!” at each other for hours and pret...

Olivia Colman, Rachel Weisz, and Emma Stone in The Favourite movie review

Yorgos Lanthimos is not interested in teaching a history lesson, so The Favourite is an historical drama heavier on drama than historicity. Telling the story of Queen Anne, Sarah Marlborough, and Abigail Hill, The Favourite takes a series of events and bends and twists them into a tale of power, wom...

Celebrity Social Media, November 23, 2018

Fair play.  happy thanksgiving to Ariana Grande, AND ONLY ARIANA GRANDE. — D'Arcy Carden (@DarcyCarden) November 22, 2018 This table setting is a lot. Very busy. Where do you put the platters of food? And how do you talk over all the sticks? I’m short – I’d need a booster seat to see ov...

Playing the Due Game with Amy Adams who could be nominated for Oscar for Vice

American Hustle came out five years ago, directed by David O Russell, starring Christian Bale, Amy Adams, Bradley Cooper, Jennifer Lawrence, and Jeremy Renner. The film was nominated for several Oscars. Now three of its stars are in this year’s Oscar race, two of them going up against each other.  ...

Leonardo DiCaprio spends Thanksgiving with Scott Storch

I f-cking love that story so much. If you missed it, I posted about it yesterday – Leonardo DiCaprio snubbing Chris Hemsworth twice, and my theory that, well, Prom Queen Leo didn’t want to be around anyone sexier than he is and used to be. Leo’s basically the Evil Queen in Snow White, minus the murd...

Beyoncé credited as Beyoncé Knowles-Carter in The Lion King teaser

As Sarah wrote in the previous post about the new The Lion King teaser, Beyoncé is credited as:  It kinda became a thing on Twitter. Sarah said she has Questions about the double-barrel name. Since B doesn’t answer questions anymore, we have to speculate.  As Sarah posited, this may be how...

Teaser trailer for The Lion King is a beautiful money grab

Disney already gets most of our money, what with Marvel, Star Wars, Pixar, and their revolving door of animated classics being turned into live action films. This year alone they’ve taken $4 billion off us with just Marvel and Pixar. But that’s not enough. It will never be enough, not until Disney i...

November 23, 2018 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Nancy! Happy Birthday from Natasha who is so grateful for the support you’ve given her this year. She made some big decisions. She is in a better place, literally. Couldn’t have happened with you. By request here are Brad Gushue and …Adam Levine? OK, fine. This is your day. And you deserve what you ...

Intro for November 23, 2018

Dear Gossips, Welcome back to those of you celebrating American Thanksgiving yesterday. Here are a couple of noteworthy posts that you missed if you were taking an online break: -Leonardo DiCaprio, for some reason, didn’t want to be friends with Chris Hemsworth, and I have a theory about why. ...

What Else for November 22, 2018

I have never had sweet potato pie. I always thought it was a side dish. Is it a dessert? I think I’ve just learned that it’s a dessert. And the way Al Roker’s ma makes it…or calls it… it certainly sounds like a dessert. I’m saying this in the smarmiest, lame joke voice ever. (Dlisted)  Well this ...

Celebrity Social Media, November 22, 2018

I hate to start with the throbbing asshole with jowls known as Piers Morgan, but it leads us to Ariana Grande, eventually. The thing with Piers is that he actually used to interview real celebrities – he even got to interview Beyoncé once. Then his CNN talk show was canceled so he stayed relevant by...

Aaron Carter says he paved the way for artists like Justin Bieber

Oh, you haven’t heard? Aaron Carter is a trailblazing music icon. He walked so Justin Bieber could run. History has not given 2000’s seminal classic “That’s How I Beat Shaq” the respect it deserves. The album Aaron’s Party (Come Get It) only won a Kids’ Choice Award and not multiple Grammys. A MUSIC...

Leonardo DiCaprio snubbed Chris Hemsworth in Japan during Thor 2 press tour

Amy in Australia sent this story over to me last night and it’s my FAVOURITE. It’s a story that ostensibly starts out by making Chris Hemsworth look bad. It ends up being a story that makes Leonardo DiCaprio look bad. Here’s how it goes.  Luke Zocchi is Chris Hemsworth’s longtime trainer. And Luk...

Backlash against Viggo Mortensen's Green Book begins as critics call it another white savior film

Viggo Mortensen was considered a strong contender for a Best Actor Oscar nomination for his performance in Green Book. Last week, however, at a Q&A following a screening, Viggo said the n-word. He apologised afterwards. Now Variety is asking if it will “doom his Oscar chances”. But Green Book might ...

Russian model claims Kit Harington was cheating on Rose Leslie with her during engagement

Kit Harington and Rose Leslie got engaged in September 2017 after dating for a few years. Before their engagement though, as I mentioned at the time, there were rumours about Kit and what we was up to on location in Montreal. Some people had observed that he was acting pretty single and, since he an...

Intro for November 22, 2018

Dear Gossips,  So have you started watching Dogs on Netflix yet? Sasha texted me about the series the other day. She said that she’s never cried so much in her life. She also said that she was worried that my husband, Jacek, might not be able to deal. That it would be too much for his heart. She ...

What Else for November 21, 2018

It’s that time of year! Lainey is tied up with a Christmas shoot with The Social’s breakout star Jess Allen, and general holiday busy-ness. You’ve got me for What Else. – Kathleen Mindy Kaling posted a quote about dating on Instagram the other day that made me laugh and is now very applicable to ...

Benedict Cumberbatch almost played Bill Compton on True Blood

Benedict Cumberbatch almost played Bill Compton on True Blood. Benedict Cumberbatch, the most British person I can think of, the human equivalent of tea and biscuits, almost played a sexy Southern vampire. Vampire Bill and Anna Paquin’s Sookie Stackhouse were always having sex. They were having pass...

Margot Robbie to star in standalone unfortunately titled Harley Quinn movie

Superhero and antihero movies are usually Sarah’s beat. But I’ve been trying to leave her alone because it’s American Thanksgiving which is why you’re getting me for this story, a comic book story. Should be fun and enraging. Fun for me, probably enraging for Sarah when she gets back.  There’s a ...

Celebrity Social Media, November 21, 2018

Derek Blasberg attended the MoMA Film Benefit celebration for Martin Scorsese and took this screenshot. So who was Leonardo DiCaprio’s date? I haven’t found any photos of Camila Morrone at the event, but she may have skipped the red carpet. I think that is expected, even for bonafides.   ...

Show Your Work: the work of Taylor Swift, Julia Roberts, and Jennifer Aniston

Taylor Swift’s big deal is our top story… But only after we get to Julia Roberts and goop. Julia was a guest on Gwyneth Paltrow’s podcast which was a revelation to me and then Duana had a revelation about her voice – which is what many of you have been trying to tell her for years.  As for Tay...

Michael B Jordan admits to hooking up via direct message

We knew that Michael Bae Jordan checks his DMs thanks to MBJ stan hero Sylvia Wilson. For the uninitiated, Sylvia slid into Michael’s DMs in May and got to meet him. At the time, I thought it was very kind and selfless of MBJ to answer a fan’s direct message and meet up to pose for a picture with he...

Princess Catherine in burgundy like Meghan Markle at Developmental Neuroscience Lab at University College London

Princess Kate also stepped out today for a visit at the Developmental Neuroscience Lab at University College London to meet with researchers working on infant brain development. Royal Meghan was out earlier in burgundy. As you can see, Kate’s in a similar outfit – the colour, mostly, but also the le...

Meghan Markle in burgundy Club Monaco at the Al Manaar Community Centre in London

Meghan Markle visited the Al Manaar Community Centre today to visit with members of the Hubb Kitchen. Earlier this year, they partnered to launch Together: Our Community Cookbook to raise awareness and support for survivors of the Grenfell Tower fire served by the Hubb initiative. It also happens to...

Gwyneth Paltrow and goop in talks with Netflix for wellness series

Gwyneth’s goop is apparently still a magazine even though they’re no longer partnered with Condé Nast because fact-checking was an issue – Condé Nast was apparently into it and goop wasn’t. The fourth issue of the magazine will be on stands at the end of the month. G’s on the cover, in her wedding d...

Nicole Richie launches new lifestyle venture, Honey Minx

We’ve talked about Nicole Richie’s newest lifestyle venture, Honey Minx, on Celebrity Social Media and now it’s fully launched and ready to be shopped. There are a couple of things to unpack here. I want to start not with Honey Minx but Nicole’s other line, House of Harlow 1960. It started as a j...

Intro for November 21, 2018

Dear Gossips,  Tomorrow is American Thanksgiving and I didn’t know this until Vulture pointed it out the other day but Friends apparently has the “most and the best” American Thanksgiving episodes which inspired their “definitive ranking of Friends Thanksgiving episodes”. Some of the humour in Fr...

What Else for November 20, 2018

This is a message for my husband: we need a cat. There’s a fat ass raccoon who camps out on our deck in the winter and we have two dogs. One of them is all big and bad when he’s downstairs, away from the raccoon. The minute he gets close, he’s useless – all bark, no balls. He could easily get his as...

Gwen Stefani and Blake Shelton's corny music video for You Make It Feel Like Christmas

The music video for Gwen Stefani’s Christmas single “You Make It Feel Like Christmas,” featuring her boyfriend Blake Shelton, is out now. I wrote about the song a little over a year ago when it dropped last holiday season. So, you could say this video was highly anticipated? I don’t understand why i...

Ava DuVernay praises Timothee Chalamet in Twitter post following the Governors Awards

Full disclosure: I’m just here to please in this post, total obsequiousness. Because I know how you feel about Timothee Chalamet. And you know what? Ava DuVernay feels the same way. Ava and Timmy were both at the Academy’s Governors Awards on Sunday and here’s what she posted about him afterwards, h...

Celebrity Social Media, November 20, 2018

I was holding off on posting about Mandy Moore’s wedding until the dress surfaced. And I love it. It’s frothy and delicate with the tulle, swiss dots, floral waist, high neck and tiered skirt, but it’s very structured. Part of the reason I think it works so well is because it’s a reworking of a Roda...

Angelina Jolie watches her kids' karate class in LA

Check out Angelina Jolie yesterday hanging out at her kids’ karate class. She was seen sitting among other parents, waiting patiently for the hour to be over. If this were you, if you had a child who happened to be enrolled in karate with one of Angelina’s kids, would you go over and sit with her? W...

Hugh Jackman honoured with Kirk Douglas Award at the Santa Barbara International Film Festival

Ryan Reynolds and Hugh Jackman’s rivalry is fast approaching Jimmy Kimmel-Matt Damon status. It’s slightly less mainstream, but these two have been “sparring” online for years, conveniently timed around the promotion of their respective projects. And after Hugh cozily posed with Emily Blunt at Varie...

Michael B Jordan and Tessa Thompson cover Entertainment Weekly to promote Creed II

When our site manager Emily emailed over the new Entertainment Weekly cover featuring Michael Bae Jordan and Tessa Thompson, she wrote, “K, you’re not okay, I can feel it.” She was right. I am NOT OKAY. Look at these two perfect alien angel models. I was not okay from the first sentence of the secon...

Joshua Jackson photographed holding hands with girlfriend Jodie Turner-Smith

I didn’t know Jodie Turner-Smith’s name until yesterday. I wasn’t familiar with her work or her face. I learned Jodie’s name and face when photos surfaced of her walking hand-in-hand with Joshua Jackson. Pacey Witter strolling down the street holding hands with anyone is headline-worthy for me. Pace...

Meghan Markle in sequins at the Royal Variety Performance with Prince Harry

Prince Harry and Meghan Markle attended the Royal Variety Performance last night in London. It was her first time at the event. They sat in the royal box and met with some of the performers, including Gary Barlow and the cast of Hamilton. There was a lot of belly-cupping. There was some signature Su...

Dolly Parton covers PEOPLE magazine as part of Oscar campaign for Dumplin'

She told us. Dolly Parton told us she wants an Oscar nomination and she told us she would be “politickin’” for one and here she is, on the cover of the Thanksgiving issue of PEOPLE Magazine talking about her marriage, about growing up poor, about not having children, and about having dinner with Jen...

November 20, 2018 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Andrea! It’s the annual tradition - Happy Belated Birthday with love from Lori! Same time next year, OK? I’m counting on it.    

Intro for November 20, 2018

Dear Gossips,  After Time’s Up was launched earlier this, we started hearing about membership and committee meetings, how women in Hollywood were getting together to exchange information, to share with each other best practices, helping each other through negotiations, because as we’ve all slowly...

What Else for November 19, 2018

I feel for parents at the grocery store when this happens – when their child throws themselves on the floor during a tantrum and the mom or dad is trying to deal with the shopping and the embarrassment and the kid screaming its head off. When it happens in the driveway though, clearly there are more...

Nicole Kidman at the Governors Awards and Boy Erased movie review

(Lainey: Nicole Kidman is currently promoting Boy Erased. In a couple of weeks she’ll be promoting Destroyer. Gold Derby just asked her about the possibility of being nominated for both Best Actress and Supporting Actress in the same year - it’s rare, but it’s not impossible…and if there’s anyone wh...

Michael B Jordan at the Governors Awards

The Black Panther cast was mostly present and accounted for at the Governors Awards reminding me how much I love them all but I’m going to focus on my man Michael Bae Jordan. He wore an impeccably tailored white suit jacket that he can wear to our wedding if he wants. MBJ’s presence at the Governors...

Constance Wu, Michelle Yeoh, and co: Team Crazy Rich Asians at the Governors Awards

There aren’t usually this many Asians at Oscar events. Because there aren’t usually all-Asian casts in Hollywood. Crazy Rich Asians came out in August. It’s one of the most successful movies of the year. It does actually have an outside shot at a couple of nominations, including Best Picture. So, ye...

Team Black Panther campaigns for Oscar at the Governors Awards

The citizens of Wakanda turned out for the Governor Awards, with Chadwick Boseman, Danai Gurira, Lupita Nyong’o, and Michael B. Jordan on hand. We’ll leave MBJ for Kathleen, because I like my life and don’t want to lose it. As is usual with Wakandans, everyone looks super f-cking hot. (Lupita’s dres...

Celebrity Social Media, November 19, 2018

Apparently Jennifer Garner’s new boyfriend’s ex-wife posted that she found out her divorce was finalized on the Internet. But where is the post? I can’t find it and or a screenshot anywhere. Maybe she didn’t want the drama. But with that one post, we know she has some kind of feeling about what is h...

Taylor Swift signs with Universal Music Group and Republic Records

As we’ve discussed a few times in the last few weeks,  one of the biggest issues in the music business, maybe the biggest issue in the music business, has been the Free Agency of Taylor Swift. Taylor’s deal with Big Machine Label Group just expired. And everyone’s been waiting to see whether or not ...

Claire Foy co-hosts the Evening Standard Theater Awards

Claire Foy co-hosted the Evening Standard Theater Awards over the weekend, showing up in a McQueen that I wish was either not off the shoulder, or had shorter sleeves, one or the other, because right now the sleeves are doing too much. Foy is enjoying the last days of her reign at television’s Queen...

Rami Malek attends the Governors Awards with girlfriend Lucy Boynton

It’s a one-person team, really. Bohemian Rhapsody continues to perform very well at the box office. Right now it’s approaching $400 million worldwide and could make as much as $500 globally by the end of its theatrical run. Despite the problems that many critics – including Sarah – had with the film...

Hailey Baldwin officially changes her last name to Bieber on Instagram

The model formerly known as Hailey Baldwin has officially changed her Instagram handle to @haileybieber. Her full IG name is now “Hailey Rhode Bieber". The name change came after the other Bieber, Justin, called Hailey his “wife” in a caption on his account. So, they’re Instagram Official as a marri...

Lady Gaga and Sam Elliott: Team A Star Is Born at the Governors Awards

Martin Levy was one of the honorary Oscar recipients at the Governors Awards last night. Martin is a publicist and the Academy was formally acknowledging the work of publicity on a night when, as you know, Oscar strategists were working hard to position their candidates in the best possible light as...

Fantastic Beasts: The Crimes of Grindelwald movie review

In my review of Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them, I wrote, “A movie where Newt does a silly mating dance with a glowy rhinoceros does not also need to contain a bleak storyline about an abusive orphanage matron who whips the closeted wizard in her care. They’re just not compatible.” Guess wha...

Intro for November 19, 2018

Dear Gossips, The Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences Governors Awards happened last night as the recipients of this year’s honorary Oscars were celebrated. This is one of the biggest events on the Oscar circuit – you’re literally in the Oscar ballroom, among Academy voters, with select p...

What Else for November 16, 2018

Rae! Much of today’s column was packaged last night because of my schedule so I wasn’t able to put this in shout-outs but here you are, topping the last post of the week - your birthday week! Happy Birthday! Lynsey sends her love from the UK!  Science is now confirming for us that Ed Sheehan’s mu...

Celebrity Social Media, November 16, 2018

Yesterday I mentioned that Drew Barrymore is crowdsourcing restaurant suggestions for her newspaper. Now she’s doing it with hotels. Would you pick up Flower Newspaper and read about a hotel that Drew chose from a comment on social media and feel confident about booking there? And has no one on the ...

Jason Mantzoukas promotes The Long Dumb Road on The Late Show and in GQ and Vanity Fair

Almost two years ago I wrote,  “[Jason Mantzoukas] is WAY overdue for his own starring vehicle.” The everywhere That Guy of comedy, Mantzoukas has popped up on sitcoms like The League, Parks & Rec, Brooklyn 99, The Good Place,Transparent, and Big Mouth, and in movies like The Night Before and How to...

Gabrielle Union and Dwyane Wade name newborn daughter Kaavia

I mean, I’m not made of stone. I love this. How could I not? The reveal of Gabrielle Union and Dwyane Wade’s baby born via surrogate on November 7th was more than just a typical baby announcement for several reasons. First because she’s been very open about her struggles with infertility, meaning...

Taron Egerton and Sofia Boutella have dinner together in LA

Taron Egerton is currently promoting Robin Hood. This movie was shot a while ago. The release date was pushed back at least once. There were all kinds of rumours about production being a mess. I’m not sure how it’s going to do a week after Fantastic Beasts and up against Ralph Breaks the Internet bu...

Nick Jonas and Priyanka Chopra's wedding venue detailed in Harper's Bazaar

Nick Jonas and Priyanka Chopra are getting married in a palace. That’s not an exaggeration. It’s a literal palace. Their venue is the Taj Umaid Bhawan Palace in Jodhpur, India, home of the former royal family of Jodhpur and according to Harper’s Bazaar, it’s “the sixth largest private residence in t...

First emotionally manipulative trailer for Tim Burton's Dumbo

Disney’s quest to remake all their classic animated films into live action money grabs continues with Dumbo, Tim Burton’s reimagining of the timeless tale of animal cruelty in the circus. Want to see a baby elephant ripped from its mother? Go see Dumbo! Want to see large animals confined in small ca...

Ariana Grande cut her hair

It takes commitment to create a signature look. Ariana Grande has a signature look: oversized sweatshirt, over-the-knee boots, and a high very long ponytail. Last week she told Camila Cabello the cost of that ponytail – a lot of pain. It’s true. I have long hair too. And every time I have it styled ...

Armie Hammer apologizes after Jeffrey Dean Morgan calls him out for Stan Lee tweet

I posted earlier in the week about this possible emerging trend: November sucks for Armie Hammer or Armie Hammer sucks in November. To refresh, he decided to sh-t on people – celebrities in particular – for posting pictures of themselves with Stan Lee on social media. And when he was criticized on s...

Intro for November 16, 2018

Dear Gossips,  Many eastern cities in Canada and the US are dealing with the first snowstorm of the season. I was watching local New York City news last night and this was the big story – the collisions, the transit delays, it was a terrible afternoon commute. Most people were really inconvenienc...

What Else for November 15, 2018

Tom Cruise continues to be Ethan Hunt. And after 30 years, he’s playing Pete “Maverick” Mitchell again. But he will no longer be known as Jack Reacher. I don’t know about these books, haven’t ever read one. But I’ve heard from many of you who have and most of you had issues from the very beginning a...

Florence Pugh is everywhere, including in first trailer for Fighting With My Family

Florence Pugh broke out with Lady Macbeth in 2016, and now, as is wont to happen, she is everywhere. She is currently on Netflix, being underutilized in Outlaw King. She will next be seen in The Little Drummer Girl with Alexander Skarsgard, and she is filming Greta Gerwig’s new take on Little Women....

Kacey Musgraves was the CMAs Best Dressed

This is not an outfit I expected to see at the Country Music Association Awards. At the same time, it’s a really, really country outfit. Which kinda describes what I’m learning about Kacey Musgraves and her career.  According to The Ringer, Kacey “beat the CMAs by not joining them”, her win and h...

Justin Bieber's "season of self-discovery"

This is the question Justin Bieber is supposedly asking Justin Bieber. A source tells PEOPLE that: “He’s happy and content. He is in love with Hailey. She encourages him to do whatever he wants to do, and is encouraging him in this season of self-discovery.”  The “season of self-discovery" par...

Celebrity Social Media, November 15, 2018

Chris Noth is one of those people that looks like they were born in their adult form, you know what I mean? Can you imagine toddler Chris Noth? Not really. He looks the same as he did on Law & Order decades ago.          View this post on Instagram     ...

The Favourite begins campaigning for Oscar with The Hollywood Reporter cover

The Favourite is one of my favorite films of the year—yes, I see that, too—and it will be rolling out starting next week, beginning a hopeful Oscar charge. Leading the way on that is a cover feature in The Hollywood Reporter with its trio of stars, Olivia Colman, Rachel Weisz, and Emma Stone, and al...

Keith Urban calls Nicole Kidman his "baby girl" in CMA acceptance speech

Keith Urban won Entertainer of The Year at the CMA Awards. He was shocked, and not in a Taylor Swift Surprised Face way. He was genuinely surprised and so was everyone around him, including his “baby girl” Nicole Kidman.  Keith and Nicole love love. They love showing off how much they love their ...

Michael B Jordan premieres Creed II in New York

Michael B Jordan is in Toronto today promoting Creed II. He is not coming on our show and I have to be at work instead of casually showing up where he’ll be and initiating my 9-step “Casual Run-in With MBJ, Make Him Fall in Love with Me” plan so I don’t want to talk about Michael Bae Jordan being in...

Can Rami Malek challenge Bradley Cooper in Best Actor Oscar race?

Critics’ reactions to Bohemian Rhapsody have been mixed – click here to read Sarah’s thoughts on the film if you missed it – but it is definitely a crowd-pleaser with the box office to match, already crossing the $100 million mark in the US and bringing in strong numbers internationally for a total ...

Carrie Underwood and Brad Paisley host the 2018 CMAs

It’s been 11 years, right? That Carrie Underwood and Brad Paisley have hosted the Country Music Association Awards? The point is, it’s been many, many years. It’s now a tradition. And as I’ve said over the years, I enjoy watching them, I enjoy their chemistry. I especially enjoy that they keep sayin...

Prince William, Catherine, Prince Harry, and Meghan celebrate Prince Charles's 70th birthday

The Queen hosted a party to celebrate Prince Charles’s 70th birthday last night at Buckingham Palace. It was a private event so the only photos available of the royals you care about were the ones of them arriving. We’ll get to the young royals later. Here’s a shot of Charles and Camilla at Clarence...

Intro for November 15, 2018

Dear Gossips,  Mariah Carey’s new album, Caution, comes out tomorrow. Mimi’s previous album, Glitter, is currently #2 on iTunes. It’s a surprise. It happened because of the Lambily and the movement they call #JusticeForGlitter. Glitter, as you know, was a punchline when it came out but, like othe...

What Else for November 14, 2018

Apparently this exercise is good for your ass muscles. OK. I have some questions. Is it better or worse for your ass muscles than squats? I thought squats were the end-all-and-be-all of ass exercises. Was that a lie? Or is it that squats are preferable to these, um, weighted thrusts (weight-f-king?...

Chance The Rapper, Cardi B, and TI get their own show

YES, PLEASE. I yell those two words at my computer screen often. Usually, it’s at pictures of Michael Bae Jordan or when I see a casting announcement I’m excited for. Sometimes, I yell YES, PLEASE at Netflix specifically, like when they’re giving me a new musical to obsess over or crappy Christmas r...

Jill Scott trending on Twitter for simulating fellatio on a microphone in NSFW video

Whenever a celebrity trends on Twitter, especially when it’s a celeb we don’t talk about often, I worry it’s because something bad happened. I worry for the health of that celebrity. Jill Scott was trending yesterday. She’s fine. Jill Scott is better than fine.  Jill Scott was trending because of t...

Claire Foy in The Girl in the Spider’s Web movie review

The Girl in the Spider’s Web is an attempt to reboot the potential franchise started by the English-language reboot of The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo, but it did not open well, with less than $10 million on opening weekend. And with a B CinemaScore, it didn’t really impress audiences, either. Despi...

Celebrity Social Media, November 14, 2018

The voice of a generation? Eddie Redmayne backtracked on that real quick. The question wasn’t directed towards him so he shouldn’t have jumped in anyways.  "Who is Lily Allen?" https://t.co/uZh9cgM7kr #WWHL — WWHL (@BravoWWHL) November 14, 2018 Speaking of the Allens, Alfie and his gi...

Jennifer Aniston in a tiara in first trailer for Netflix's Dumplin'

Duana is getting her wish, over and over again, this year - maybe not how she initially imagined it, but I don’t think she’s complaining. She predicted “tiaras and sh-t” and we’ve seen some “tiaras and sh-t” in 2018, haven’t we?  Here’s the latest tiara of 2018 - worn by Jennifer Aniston, in the ...

Tom Cruise in a flight suit on the set of the Top Gun sequel

There were reports originating out of the UK recently that they’ve had to delay shooting the Top Gun sequel so that Tom Cruise could learn to fly fighter jets. Production has NOT stopped on the movie. And Tom Cruise is NOT going to be flying fighter jets in the movie - because only official military...

Céline Dion's insane promo for gender neutral kids clothing line

When Lainey teased that Céline Dion would be releasing a new promo for her gender neutral kids’ clothing line where she gets thrown to the ground and handcuffed by police, I was worried this was going to be Celine’s Kendall Jenner Pepsi moment. Celine’s full ad is here and thankfully, it’s not offen...

Channing Tatum shouts out Jessie J on social media following performance at Royal Albert Hall

Back in the day, many celebrities would mark their official coming out as a couple with a red carpet appearance. The “red carpet debut” has long been a gossip staple. But “red carpet debut” is not that relatable. How many of us get to walk red carpets on our own, let alone have occasion to walk one ...

Show Your Work: The Work of The Allusionist

As promised, this season on Show Your Work, we’ll be highlighting the work of people we admire, people who are doing great work. It’s our honour to feature on this week’s new episode the work of Helen Zaltzman. Helen is the host of The Allusionist and Answer Me This! podcasts. She’s an OG podcaster....

Clarence House releases new royal family portraits for Prince Charles's 70th birthday

Prince Charles is 70 years old today. To commemorate the milestone, Clarence House has released two new family portraits featuring Charles, with Camilla, joined by his children and his grandchildren – his Dynasty. These were taken in September.  Here’s the first, more formal shot, although the Su...

November 14, 2018 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Heather! Happy 35th Birthday from Megan, with whom you’ll be sharing a camper van, travelling around Iceland in a few months! By request, here’s Kings of Leon.   

Intro for November 14, 2018

Dear Gossips,  HBO released a trailer for the upcoming final season of Game of Thrones yesterday with no new footage, confirming only that the last six episodes will air in April 2019, which we already knew, because with the exception of Season 7, the show is almost always on in April. An April p...

What Else for November 13, 2018

Kathleen wrote earlier today about Michael B Jordan focusing more on his empire and not so much on love which is basically code for “I’m not looking for anything serious right now” or Kathleen code for “I’m waiting for Kathleen to come into my life”. Nicki Minaj publicly declared the other night tha...

Gwen Stefani and Blake Shelton's cringey PDA at the People's Choice Awards

In case you forgot, Blake Shelton and Gwen Stefani would like to remind us all they are still together and SO IN LOVE. I think Lainey asked me to write about Blake and Gwen’s PDA at the People’s Choice Awards because she assumed I’d be into it. Usually, I love corny grand romantic gestures. To clari...

Tom Hiddleston takes his dog for a walk in London

Tom Hiddleston was making headlines a few days ago when it was announced that there would be a new Loki standalone live-action series on Disney’s new streaming service, Disney+. So, somehow, yet again, Loki sticks around, a metaphor for Tom somehow, yet again, sticking around as Loki. As if he would...

Henry Cavill's curly hair at the GQ Men of the Year Awards

Is there one? Probably not. Probably I’m suggesting the existence of something that doesn’t exist. My point is Henry Cavill’s hair has been known to come up on this blog more than I think I ever expected it to - the hair on his face, the pretend hair on his face, and the hair on his head.  Henry,...

Celebrity Social Media, November 13, 2018

Justin Bieber posted a few photos of Hailey Baldwin over the last couple of days. The wording around this one, “little bean” – what do you think of when you hear the phrase “little bean?”         View this post on Instagram             ...

Lady Gaga covers Variety in Oscar campaign for A Star is Born

We are in it now. It’s mid-November. Golden Globe nominations will be announced in three weeks. And while we do have a front runner for Oscar Best Picture, the major prize, the one that matters the most, I’m not sure anyone is convinced at the moment that A Star is Born will run away with it. Right ...

Scarlett Johansson wins at the 2018 People's Choice Awards

The People’s Choice Awards have always been kind of a joke. I feel like by now even the MiniVan Majority knows this? They’re trying to elevate the PCAs by airing them on E! but I’m not sure that makes a difference. E! is part of NBCUniversal. NBC has the TV rights to a much more popular awards show ...

Michael B Jordan promotes Creed II with GQ cover feature

Michael Bae Jordan’s “Man of the Year” feature in GQ shares many similarities to his cover story in Vanity Fair last month. MBJ’s goals – to be an International Movie Star like Denzel, Leo, Tom, Will or Brad – are the focus of both. The biggest difference is that the GQ piece, which dropped yesterda...

Jennifer Garner steps out with John Miller after finalizing divorce with Ben Affleck

For far too long, we underestimated Jennifer Garner’s fame game. There are other Hollywood stars who are media masters but most of them are flashy about their media strategy, few of them are as good at it and, at the same time, as stealthy about it as Jennifer Garner. This is why I started calling h...

Armie Hammer has another bad November as he tweets about Stan Lee's passing

They used to say that Will Smith owns July. So many of his blockbuster movies were released in July that that was an understood thing in Hollywood. Do you have a month that has always been amazing for you? Do you have a month that has never been amazing for you? A month that has been total sh-t for ...

Ryan Reynolds stars as Detective Pikachu in first trailer for new Pokémon movie with Justice Smith

Monday’s pop culture moment was supposed to belong to Toy Story 4. Disney dropped that trailer early, undoubtedly expecting to dominate the full news cycle. But then, at noon, our lives were permanently derailed as a trailer for Detective Pikachu(?) was released and it actually looks…good(??). And t...

First trailer for Toy Story 4 introduces new character, Forky

Toy Story is one of the most beloved film franchises of all time, spanning generations and ever-improving visual effects to tell a story of toys and friendship and sentience and love and the nightmarish confines of utilitarian purpose and the magic of childhood. I love these movies—DON’T LIE, YOU TE...

Intro for November 13, 2018

Dear Gossips,  The best thing I watched online yesterday was a 10-second video that I still don’t understand. And that’s why it’s my favourite. Because it’s bonkers and it came from Céline Dion and, well, this is why we love Céline Dion. It just maybe took us a while longer to catch up to her and...

What Else for November 9, 2018

Oh hey there, it’s Kathleen, the youngest member of the LG team. Have I mentioned that yet today? It’s a travel day for Lainey so you’ve got me for What Else. Quick programming note: We’re dark on Monday for Remembrance Day in Canada and Veterans Day the US. We’ll be back to regular gossip schedule ...

Celebrity Social Media, November 9, 2018

No recount required. Thanks to all the hard working community members of Flavortown. It was a delicious campaign and we are rollin out for another 4 years. pic.twitter.com/YkNVARsZKn — Guy Fieri (@GuyFieri) November 7, 2018 I don’t know how else to say this so here goes: Baby Spice once...

First trailer released for Andy Serkis's Mowgli: Legend of the Jungle

Jon Favreau made a hybrid live-action/animated Jungle Book that was really quite good, so much so it bagged him the job of directing the new Lion King, and also good enough that it threw Andy Serkis’s competing project into considerable shade. Back then Serkis’s project was called Jungle Book: Origi...

Chris Pine in Outlaw King movie review

Outlaw King, aka the movie with the Pine nuts, is a spiritual sequel to Braveheart, overlapping with the end of that movie to tell the story of Robert the Bruce, the man who finished the job and defeated the English, creating a sovereign kingdom of Scotland. Chris Pine reunites with Hell or High Wat...

Letitia Wright, Lana Condor, Stephan James included in The Hollywood Reporter's Next Gen list

Every year, The Hollywood Reporter releases their “Next Gen” list – the actors under 35 that make up Hollywood’s next generation. This issue always makes me happy. In 2016, the issue featuring Zendaya on its cover gave me hope for the future on the day after America chose a pretty f-cking bleak futu...

Noah Centineo's damage control and "Next Gen" cover of The Hollywood Reporter

Lainey’s nickname for Noah Centineo is Peter Noah. I used to call him Peter Noah Kavinsky Centineo. The lines were blurred between Peter Kavinsky, our beloved character from To All The Boys I’ve Loved Before, and Noah Centineo, “thirst architect". The lines were blurred by design. Noah leaned into h...

Zoë Kravitz and Karl Glusman on the red carpet for Fantastic Beasts: The Crimes Of Grindelwald

This is not the first time Zoë Kravitz and Karl Glusman have walked a red carpet together. I think it’s been a while since we’ve seen them together on a carpet but, again, it’s not new. What’s new is that this is the first carpet they’ve been on together since she revealed that they are engaged. Pro...

Gabrielle Union and Dwyane Wade welcome baby girl via surrogate

Yesterday afternoon, Gabrielle Union and Dwyane Wade announced on Instagram that they had welcomed a baby daughter via surrogate.          View this post on Instagram                       A post shared by G...

Prince Louis makes cameo in Prince Charles's BBC documentary

Prince William and Catherine were at The Tusk Conservation Awards last night. Also last night, the Prince Charles 70th birthday documentary on the BBC. With a cameo that everyone’s talking about. But first…let’s recap.  As we’ve been analysing over the last few weeks, during Prince Charles’s medi...

Prince Harry and Meghan Markle's wedding tiara drama

A couple of weeks ago, it was reported that Prince William and Prince Harry are considering creating “separate courts”. For years now, William, Kate, and Harry have shared a court at Kensington Palace. If you’re a royal junkie, you know that “royal courts”, competing “royal courts” in particular, ar...

November 9, 2018 – Smutty Shout-Outs

To “E…you're brilliant and amazing, and I love having you in my life. Cannot wait to hear everything about your Ivy League adventure! (Freakin' Harvard!!!!!!) Mxoxo”   And for Amrit - Happy Birthday from Echo who, along with your friends and family, wish you, “an absolute foodie-feminist-boss”, al...

Intro for November 9, 2018

Dear Gossips,  Mary Poppins Returns, starring Emily Blunt, Lin-Manuel Miranda, and Meryl Streep, opens December 19 and is expected to be a holiday season blockbuster with awards potential. I’ve never seen the original. I mean, I know about Mary Poppins because I live in the world and am familiar ...

What Else for November 8, 2018

We saw Chris Pratt and Anna Faris trick-or-treating together with their new partners at Halloween. Their conscious uncoupling wasn’t a performance. They’ve put it on paper – and their split is just as amicable on paper. No money drama. No custody drama. And they’ve even agreed to live close together...

Michael B Jordan promotes Creed II in Atlanta as featurette is released

Creed II comes out in two weeks, which seems impossible. The trailer just came out the other day! Except, no, the trailer came out in June. FIVE MONTHS AGO. Even on a good day, I don’t have a great sense of chronography, and I always feel like things just happened only to be reminded when something ...

Celebrity Social Media, November 8, 2018

On Kathleen’s recommendation, I read Jasmine Guillroy’s The Wedding Date this week. I only have one question: who is securing the movie rights to this book? Because it must become a movie. It is perfect rom-com material. So who would we cast? For me, and I want to hear all your opinions, it’s Condol...

Justin Timberlake and Olivia Munn Gossip Nostalgia

Last week I posted about Justin Timberlake’s new book, Hindsight, and how he told – and sanitised – the story of his romance with Jessica Biel. They met and there was instant attraction and he invited her to come hang on his tour bus even though he was seeing someone else and then they reconnected a...

Prince Charles’s media month continues with BBC documentary

Prince Charles’s 70th birthday is next week. As we’ve seen, he’s picked up his PR game ahead of the milestone – there’s the Robert Jobson biography in which he seemingly checks his sons and the Vanity Fair cover story in which he and Camilla pose side by side with her hand on his knee and, once agai...

Vanessa Hudgens starring in Netflix romantic comedy, The Princess Switch

I’m going to be an asshole and tweet-quote myself. I’m sorry but this tweet sums up how I feel about the trailer for Vanessa Hudgens’ new Netflix romantic comedy, The Princess Switch.  Me: It’s too early to talk about Christmas YOU MONSTERS. Me when Christmas rom-coms show up on Netflix on N...

Shia LaBeouf and FKA twigs kissing in public in matching outfits

Shia LeBeouf and FKA twigs are official. They’re ‘make out in public in matching outfits’ official. In September, Shia was seen leaving FKA’s place in London and it was confirmed that Shia and Mia Goth were getting a divorce. Then, Mia Goth and FKA’s ex Robert Pattinson went on an awkward press tour...

Angelina Jolie reportedly supports reconciliation of her children with Brad Pitt and not seeking full custody

Earlier this week, in What Else, after TMZ broke the news that Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie were headed to court over custody of their six children on December 4, I wondered what outlets Angelina would be recruiting since, as demonstrated, TMZ continues to stand, unofficially, for The Man Zone. Shor...

November 8, 2018 – Smutty Shout-Outs

For Gabrielle from Nicole who wants to you thank you for showing your work and your no bullsh-t approach to dealing with the, um, well, f-ckery that’s happening where you are. And for making her “laugh, cry, rage, and enjoy” the gossip through the dark times.   

Intro for November 8, 2018

Dear Gossips,  Joni Mitchell turned 75 yesterday and was celebrated at an event in Los Angeles, many big stars in attendance. What’s your favourite Joni Mitchell lyric? Probably the answer to this question, about any artist really, depends on your mood. Mine is from a song called “All I Want” fro...

What Else for November 7, 2018

Paging Kathleen. The Chris she calls “My Chris” is talking about his dick again. As you must know by now, because Chris Pine keeps talking about how everyone keeps talking about his dick, Chris shows his dick in The Outlaw King on Netflix. Kathleen is going to watch The Outlaw King because Chris Pin...

Alexander Skarsgard looks good in a turtleneck while out in New York

Alexander Skarsgard is currently promoting The Little Drummer Girl. The series premiered on the BBC a couple of weeks ago and will begin airing later this month on AMC. It’s based on John le Carré’s novel and is acclaimed director Park Chan-wook’s television debut which is why it’s so highly anticip...

Entertainment Weekly releases Aquaman character posters

Aquaman is gearing up for its imminent holiday release with new character posters featured in Entertainment Weekly. Look, I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again—it doesn’t matter if this movie is good because it’s a goddamn gift. Exhibit A: This movie has Dolph Lundgren riding a magic sea horse. ...

Emma Thompson receives her Damehood at Buckingham Palace

Emma Thompson is in my top three. When people ask me about my favourite celebrities I’ve ever produced – a question I get often – Emma Thompson is always in my top three. She’s one of those legendary actors you describe as a “national treasure.” Which nation’s treasure is she? Canada loves her. She ...

Celebrity Social Media, November 7, 2018

Last night, it felt like most of social media was preoccupied with the elections in the US. So whenever I would scroll past this little thirst nugget, I’d think, “Not now, Noah!” He’s kind of like a puppy that way. Cute but sometimes you need a break.          View...

Olivia Munn tells Busy Philipps about dating advice from Jamie Foxx

I’m not watching Busy Tonight. Should I be? Since I’m not watching Busy Tonight, I missed the episode the other night where Olivia Munn talked about her friendship with Jamie Foxx. Apparently, Jamie and Olivia have been friends since 2010. Jamie Foxx has a lot of random celebrity friendships. Rememb...

Exhausting Justin Theroux shops on Rodeo Drive

A year ago Jennifer Aniston and Justin Theroux were still together. They actually spent the holidays together. Does it feel like it’s been longer? Does it feel like it’s been longer because he is so f-cking exhausting?  One of the major reasons behind the breakup, reportedly, was location. Justin...

Ariana Grande named Billboard's Woman of the Year as she channels First Wives Club for Ellen performance

Did I know? Of course I didn’t know. I had no idea that Ariana Grande would become such a delight. Seriously. It’s super corny to say but she can’t stop being delightful and bringing me so much delight. Which is a f-cked up thing to say because she’s been through so much f-cksh-t and if there was an...

Netflix gifts Richard Madden with water bottles and pokes fun at thirsty fans

Here’s Richard Madden at Heathrow yesterday. The reason I’m doing a post about him is because I know many of you have been watching Bodyguard on Netflix and are feeling things. Maybe what you’re feeling is an extension of what you felt after you watched Ibiza on Netflix this summer, a terrible movie...

November 7, 2018 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Amy! Happy Birthday with love from Nick. Congratulations on your big year – you graduated, you have a new job, you are showing your work! But some things never change: Mark Ruffalo forever, no thank you Jimmy Fallon, and… well….let’s check back in in 2019 to see how you feel about Noah Centineo. May...

Intro for November 7, 2018

Dear Gossips,  As you know, a few weeks ago, for the first time, Taylor Swift made it clear who she was voting for in the US midterm elections. Since then, she’s been consistently encouraging her fans to register to vote, to vote early, and to stay engaged. Taylor endorsed Jim Cooper for House of...

What Else for November 6, 2018

Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie will reportedly be going to court over custody of their six children in December. Just in time for the holidays! Since we know that the trial is happening, somehow, because someone told TMZ, I’m wondering if we’re also going to get a play-by-play of the proceedings, whic...

Luca Guadagnino’s Suspiria starring Dakota Johnson movie review

Dario Argento’s Suspiria is a Giallo classic, famous for its lurid colors and expression of feminale repression and power. Luca Guadagnino’s Suspiria—less a remake and more a reimagining—is going to be famous for its marathon length and multiple good performances from Tilda Swinton. Wisely, Guadagni...

Zayn describes himself as "a bit of an island" in new British Vogue interview

We are supposed to call Zayn Malik just “Zayn”, no more Malik. I’m still not used to it. Anyway, Zayn is featured in the new issue of British Vogue and in the excerpt, it’s not clear what this is for. Obviously, presumably, there’s new music coming out, but this isn’t mentioned, because the focus he...

Celebrity Social Media, November 6, 2018

Yesterday I wrote that Rebel Wilson needed to correct her mistake by apologizing and moving on. She has, but it took a lot to get to this point – doubling down on assertion that she is the plus size woman to star in a rom-com, blocking women, particularly WOC, who tried to point out that she was mis...

Shawn Mendes and Khalid release "Youth", encouraging young people to vote

There’s a good chance you come to this site for snark. By now, you know us. You get us. We live for gossip and pop culture analysis, mostly with a side of snark. This post will be severely lacking in that department because after watching the music video for Shawn Mendes and Khalid’s “Youth",  I’ve ...

Show Your Work: Harry and Meghan’s report card and how to pitch

Prince Harry and Meghan Markle kicked off their first overseas tour when we recorded the first episode of this season of Show Your Work so we gave them a checklist. It’s time to grade their performance. Did they hit the specific targets that we set for them? And about that Sussex PDA… In a piece ...

Idris Elba is PEOPLE's 2018 Sexiest Man Alive

Idris Elba has been a legitimate Sexiest Man Alive contender for years. In fact, last year he was my runner-up prediction. There are very few “arguments against” Idris Elba. The biggest and most consistent “argument against” Idris Elba is that he’s not American, as the majority of PEOPLE’s SMAs are ...

Michael B Jordan is not PEOPLE's Sexiest Man Alive 2018

If you have been a regular visitor of this site for the last 15 years, you know that at this time of year, this week exactly actually, I handicap a list of possible contenders for PEOPLE’s annual Sexiest Man Alive and make a prediction. Click here to see last year’s feature. PEOPLE is doing this a w...

November 6, 2018 – Smutty Shout-Outs

For Shelby who spent her last moments with Pam and for Pam who had the honour of being with Shelby at the end – it’s not easy but, in my opinion, this is the kindest, most loving way to say goodbye. After all they bring to us in the short time they’re here, when possible, they deserve those final mo...

Intro for November 6, 2018

Dear Gossips,  On Saturday night, at precisely 11:08pm, I texted Duana:  “I’m obsessed with Ariana Grande. It’s official.” Her response: “I love when you have a turnaround.” It’s true. It’s a turnaround. And, if you’ve been reading this site consistently for a while, you would hav...

What Else for November 5, 2018

Kathleen here, handling What Else for Lainey today because she’s busy interviewing Elvis Stojko. And by “interviewing” I mean she’s fangirling HARD. We almost had to bring security in when she interviewed him on The Social today.  This is why we stan. Rihanna found out that Donald Trump had the c...

Sabrina and Harvey Kinkle's sickeningly cute moments in Chilling Adventures of Sabrina

Lainey asked about the teen angst in Chilling Adventures of Sabrina, but there isn’t a lot of angst because Sabrina is in a happy, sickeningly cute relationship with Harvey Kinkle. Honestly, they’re so cute it’s gross. They do gross things like kiss and spin in circles. Really, it’s no wonder that p...

Kate Beckinsale seen making out with Jack Whitehall

The last time there was an update on Kate Beckinsale’s love life it was back in September, just a couple of months ago, when she stepped out with Matt Rife, a model. She and Matt were first seen together in the summer of 2017, photographed kissing in LA. My Photo Assumption at the time was that he w...

The Spice Girls announce tour minus Victoria Beckham

It wasn’t much of a surprise. Which is why it’s not really breaking the internet even though I read some hilarious headlines yesterday that the announcement would probably break the internet. No announcement breaks the internet when the announcement is preceded by an announcement announcing that the...

Celebrity Social Media, November 5, 2018

Model/actor/It Boy Lukas Sabbat is being sued by an eyewear company for “failure to influence”. This sounds like a case for the Millennial People’s Court.         View this post on Instagram                      ...

Janet Jackson calls out injustice during MTV EMAs speech

If it feels like the only stories we’re hearing about the #MeToo movement recently are about people offensively maligning it or about another “disgraced” man heading back to work, know that its founder, Tarana Burke, is still putting in her work. There are still women who are sharing their stories a...

Anne Hathaway honours Hugh Jackman at the Hollywood Film Awards

Hugh Jackman received the Hollywood Actor Award at the Hollywood Film Awards last night for his performance in Jason Reitman’s The Front Runner which doesn’t come out until November 21. Like I said, this is a bizarre event on the awards circuit but it’s meant to position Oscar campaigns and set up s...

Ariana Grande thanks her exes in new single, "Thank U, Next"

Sometimes, I get to speak at my old high school. It makes me feel REAL OLD instead of the SO YOUNG that I’m used to but it’s pretty rewarding because I get to give impressionable youth my favourite piece of non-work related advice: Break. Up. With. Him. It’s advice I wish I’d gotten, not that I real...

The Walking Dead's Rick Grimes bait and switch

SPOILERS FOR RICK GRIMES I quit watching The Walking Dead a few years ago and I HAVE NEVER BEEN HAPPIER TO QUIT A SHOW. I regularly lose interest in long-running TV shows—I like for things to end, eventually—but I have never felt the palpable RELIEF I felt after quitting The Walking Dead. I remem...

Brad Pitt presents at the Hollywood Film Awards as Angelina Jolie spends time with the kids in South Korea

Angelina Jolie was seen in South Korea a few days ago. She was there on assignment for the UNHCR but also spent time with son Maddox, now 17, touring several university campuses. Maddox, according to PEOPLE, has been taking Korean language classes and is interested in studying in Korea. Pax was also...

Intro for November 5, 2018

Dear Gossips,  The Hollywood Film Awards happened last night and, as I always say about the Hollywood Film Awards, they’re about as prestigious as the MTV Movie Awards, which is to say not all that prestigious, and the recipients are chosen ahead of time, and determined in cooperation with the fi...

What Else for November 2, 2018

Gwyneth Paltrow has posted photos of her wedding on goop. Earlier this year, I was expecting that the wedding would be packaged in goop magazine. But that was before goop and Condé Nast broke up. You know, because, Condé Nast wanted them to fact-check things. What a pain in the ass, those fact-check...

Bohemian Rhapsody review starring Rami Malek

Rami Malek is very good in Bohemian Rhapsody. As Freddie Mercury, legendary frontman of Queen, one of the greatest arena bands of all time, he struts and stalks his way through a hell of an impression that is prevented from becoming a true characterization only by the limits of the REALLY POOR scrip...

Celebrity Social Media, November 2, 2018

Hugh Jackman is getting some very rare negative attention for hanging out with Ivanka Trump and Jared Kushner. They are tight, and have been for a very long time.  The fact that they have maintained their friendship should not be a surprise: Wendi Deng is the rich glue that holds them all together. ...

Rebel Wilson doubles down on her ignorant statement about plus-sized rom-com stars

Yesterday, I wrote about the trailer for Rebel Wilson’s new movie Isn’t It Romantic?. A couple hours later, I saw this quote by Rebel from her appearance on Ellen:  "I’m proud to be the first-ever plus-sized girl to be the star of a romantic comedy."  Insert face palm emoji. As many people on ...

Beyoncé calls mom Tina 'TMZ' after 29 Instagrams from Halloween party

Beyoncé’s first Halloween costume was Phoni Braxton. Her second Halloween costume was Florence Griffith-Joyner. I am old enough to remember watching Flo-Jo race. And race with so much flair - her nails, her outfits, her hair in the wind she was creating for herself… so of course, OF COURSE, it makes...

Harry Styles interviews Timothee Chalamet for i-D and it's exceptionally good

“I’m no authority on this.” Timothee Chalamet says this partway through his interview with Harry Styles for i-D magazine and to me, it’s a subtle indication of the tone of the whole piece. Timothee and Harry are heartthrobs. They are the teen dreams of this moment and, intentionally or not, they ...

Channing Tatum and Jessie J might not be so "very new"

News broke just three weeks ago that Channing Tatum and Jessie J are dating. At the time, it was reportedly “very new”. They’ve not yet been seen together publicly, no photos, not by the paps or on social media. A few days ago though, at a Halloween party, Jenna Dewan went public with her new boyfri...

Prince Charles VF piece is full of work shade aimed at William and Kate

Yesterday Lainey wrote about Prince Charles’s Vanity Fair profile and how it is a rebranding, showing him in a kinder, more familial light. Sure, yeah, all of that. But did you catch the work shade?! One of the phrases lobbed at Prince William and Duchess Kate a lot is “work-shy”. There is constant ...

Ariana Grande fires back at Pete Davidson's bad SNL jokes on Twitter

Oh, so THIS is how this breakup is going to go. That was my first thought when I saw that Ariana Grande had tweeted (indirectly but very obviously) about Pete Davidson after a new Saturday Night Live promo dropped poking fun at their quickie engagement.  ɢᴇᴛ ᴇxᴄɪᴛᴇᴅ!@JonahHill hosts #SNL this...

Justin Timberlake promotes memoir Hindsight on Fallon

Justin Timberlake’s book, Hindsight, came out this week. It’s being called a memoir. I don’t know who was asking for this. Was Justin ever a mystery to you? Some artists are enigmas, sure, and getting a glimpse into their minds would certainly be interesting. He is not one of them. “I’m so curious a...

Intro for November 2, 2018

Dear Gossips, HBO has still not confirmed exactly when the final season of Game of Thrones will premiere. Most people expect it to be either late March or April and if that’s really the case, winter will come after winter. It’s closer, sure, but it’s not that close. Between now and then there’s a...

What Else for November 1, 2018

When Sarah started watching The Chilling Adventures of Sabrina last weekend, she namechecked “Satan” a lot in our texts. And there were a lot of exclamation points, like surprise at how much “Satan” there was in the show. I’m surprised that there are actual Satanists that exist. Is it just me? Anywa...

Best spells used in Chilling Adventures of Sabrina

There is so much magic in Chilling Adventures of Sabrina. Some of it is Wiccan, some of it is practical, and some of it is the kind of thing Jack Parsons was doing when he wasn’t building rockets in the Jet Propulsion Laboratory. All of it is cool. But not all of it is equal, as some spells are clea...

Prince Harry and Meghan Markle cap their successful overseas tour with a royal belly cup

Prince Harry and Meghan Markle wrapped up their first overseas tour on Tuesday and reportedly flew back to London yesterday. By all accounts, it was a smash hit. They kicked it off with a major announcement, they hit up as many destinations as possible, there were huge crowds at the walkabouts, Roya...

Kiera Knightley is BONKERS in The Nutcracker

The Nutcracker and the Four Realms is Disney’s live-action, non-ballet scramble of The Nutcracker. It’s the story you may know and might love, remixed for an alternate reality where children are entertained by elaborate Victorian fantasies, and I can’t wait for the sequel, The Velveteen Rabbit and t...

Celebrity Social Media, November 1, 2018

I can’t click play on this fast enough. On a scale of one to 10, how sanctimonious will this be? Off the charts.         View this post on Instagram                       A post shared by Gwyneth Paltrow (@g...

Carly Rae Jepsen’s new single “Party For One” is infectious and joyful

This morning, Lainey wrote about the teaser for Carly Rae Jepsen’s new single “Party For One”. She was hyping us up for the full drop. Well, it’s here and it’s classic Carly: infectious, joyful, and a certified BOP. A good pop song is catchy but a great one— the ones that Carly constantly delivers –...

'Isn’t It Romantic?' trailer released

The romantic comedy is back. As you know from the numerous posts we’ve devoted to every movie of the current rom-com resurgence, we think it’s about damn time. There was a point in time when you could look at the box office options on any given weekend and the romantic misadventures of Meg Ryan or J...

Prince Charles Vanity Fair feature paints him as more fun and relaxed than the younger Royals

Whoa.  We’ve been talking about Prince Charles quite a bit this week, especially as excerpts from Robert Jobson’s biography on the future king have been leaked. In brief – Robert Jobson has been a royal reporter for three decades and travelled on official tours with Charles for 18 months doing re...

Why We Hired Bryan Singer: An Excuse

Everyone is trying to get ahead of the Esquire exposé coming down the pipe about Bryan Singer. A couple weeks ago it was Singer himself preemptively stating the article is a hit piece, and now Fox is setting up their defense in case this thing blows up. There are unnamed but production-related sourc...

Deciding if Mel B’s Halloween costume threw shade at Victoria Beckham

Victoria Beckham was with all four of her kids out trick-or-treating last night in London. I’m not sure if Brooklyn’s was a costume (he had a cane) but Romeo went as some kind of demon, Cruz put on a Chicago Blackhawks jersey, and little Harper Seven was, I think, a demented cheerleader. No sign of ...

Intro for November 1, 2018

Dear Gossips, I’m writing this at 730am ET. I wonder though if by the time you read this it’ll have happened already, what I woke up waiting for: Carly Rae Jepsen’s new song, “Party for One”. I’ve mentioned before how much of an asshole I am for not mentioning enough my love for her last album, E...